Dear Ladies and Gentlemen:
Congratulations you are considered smart and humorous. That’s right as you have, or will see, I am the funniest and sexiest comedian in America. Now I have just started and will continue to get better, as you can see I do have talent. If any of my material offends you, TOUGH LUCK, you need to log off now, and kiss my white a@%! This website is a one of a kind, made by two intelligent guys, so the possibilities are endless, just like a hooker’s standards. Now if you would like to be like me, the merchandise is out, just click on the Billy gear sign and you can be the envy of no one.
If you have any questions about Billy or booking him for a show please email the webmaster/manager and all questions will be answered in as timely a manner as possible.