- Always drink until you pass out.
- Never cheat on your girl with an ugly girl, always go up.
- Never own up to anything, even if you did it.
- Never touch another guys ass, even if its an accident
- Never call a set of clothes, an outfit!
- Always lie about how much you can bench press.
-Never turn down free porn!
- Do not put the toilet seat down, you never know when your buddy may have to throw up!
- Never call your girlfirend by the name of your other girlfriend.
- Always wear a condom!
