Welcome to Getting Smart with Billy! Here you will get smart by the teachings of Professor Eakes. Upon completion of your course of study you will have earned a diploma from Billy State Alcohol Community College. Begin your studies below!
Please be aware that you must have 50 hours of classroom credits or court ordered community service to graduate. Each lesson is worth 10 hours. Women can receive credit through private intercourses taught one-on-one with Professor Eakes, only the good looking need apply!
Click on any of Billy's heads below to access the lesson you need. The number above Billy corresponds to the lesson number.
